goldkin:

tectonicvixen:

*squeak*

Someone left the fox machine running again. No, please don’t fix it.

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phuijl:

…This game is amazing so far

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cronus-chan:

janetier:

themockingcrows:

roachpatrol:

aquilldeferred:

vergess:

terrachu:

terrachu:

If Eridan smoked pot
He’d be the prince of dope

If Eridan took a shower
Prince of Soap

Eridan fact-checks
Prince of Snopes

Eridan buys neutral drapes
Prince of Taupe

Eridan gets into bondage

Prince of Rope

Eridan meets Homestuck fans
Prince of Nope

Eridan becomes a religious leader
Prince of Pope

Eridan is an unbalanced atom
Prince of Isotope

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ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

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tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

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follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all

(Source: straighthater)

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kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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(Source: autistichatchworth)

126,634 notes

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

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ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

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clinttbarton:

lvegotadarkalley:

i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy

116,706 notes

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

43,064 notes

  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

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birdshcool:

when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one

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(Source: yovahkiin)

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